“Yes, officer. Motion-activated. Keeps deer out and helps water the beds. It’s old tech—nothing dangerous. Pulls from the garden pond. It’s… not filtered.” The younger officer stepped around the side of the house to take a look. Meanwhile, the cyclist added, “He’s targeting people, setting traps! It’s harassment—look at my clothes!”
The older officer held up a hand. “Let’s just take a look first.” Moments later, the younger officer returned. “Everything checks out. Tubing, standard sensors, sprinkler heads. There are two visible signs—one says ‘Private Property,’ the other says ‘Wet Zone – Detour.’ Nothing illegal.”