A Farmer Was Fed Up with Illegal Parking on His Land—His Revenge Was Epic

Eli killed the engine, climbed down, and began seeding the rest of the field like any other workday. One seed at a time, working row by row. That’s when he heard the first voice. “HEY! HEY! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?”

He turned slowly. A woman in high-heeled boots and a leather jacket was stomping across the field, fuming. Her face was red, her arms flailing with the kind of rage that comes not from injustice—but from inconvenience.