The foreman stood on the pavement for a moment, letting her words sink in. Unload around her. It was an incredibly rude, entitled suggestion. But as he looked at the layout of the street, a brilliant, chaotic plan began to form in his head. If she wanted them to work around her, they would do exactly that.
Seconds later, the massive lumber truck rumbled into view, its air brakes hissing loudly. The foreman walked over to the truck driver and gave him very specific instructions. The truck driver, a seasoned pro who also had no patience for entitled drivers, grinned. He carefully maneuvered the massive flatbed, backing it up until it was parked perfectly parallel to her driver’s side door—literally inches away. Because the truck was so massive and high up, its giant tires and steel flatbed sat just out of her direct peripheral vision while she sat looking forward and down at her phone.
To complete the perimeter, the foreman had his crew use a pallet jack to move a heavy, fully loaded construction porta-potty right up against the rear bumper of her car. Locked in by another vehicle legally parked on her front bumper, she was completely boxed in on all sides, totally oblivious to the trap snapping shut.